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Independence Day is not celebrated in the UK, for some odd reason?

If UK celebrated independence from them there wouldn’t be any days left to work

I wonder what the British would call it.... American Secession day?

It's not a national holiday in the UK.

I had to Google it to make sure there wasn't some esoteric holiday coincidence this year.

That's a US holiday, not a UK one

Please tell me you're trying for a funny

"I'd like to make a toast: to the troops. All the troops. Both sides."