You have only tested the current "FREE" AIs, right? How do GPT-4 or Perplexity Pro work on the very same tests?
The high school AI tutor probably wasn't using GPT-4, but the district definitely paid a lot of money for the software.
I also hate this entire argument, that AI confabulations don't matter for free products. Unreliable software like GPT-4o shouldn't be widely released to the public as a cool new tech product, and certainly not handed out for free.
I like your term for it.