We can't:
- Allow any third party to use the Software on behalf of or for the benefit of any third party
So I can't let a friend play?
- Use the Software for any purpose that Wilhelmsen Studios considers is a breach of this EULA agreement
Ambiguous phrasing that subjects me to the whims of your interpretation.
And:
- The user agrees to indemnify and hold Wilhelmsen Studios harmless from and against all the risks arising out of the use of the Software.
Um, HELL NO. I'm not indemnifying you just to play a game. Especially with the "you can modify it at any time any way you want" clause below.
What if you (even accidentally) program the game to format my computer, participate in a botnet, download illegal content etc?
Or if the game causes YOU damages in some way - I'm not paying you for damages caused by your own code, or presuming by default to cover the costs of your lawyers if we go to court.
- Wilhelmsen Studios will offer the user no warranty on any issue arising out of the use of the “STEAM” service, and give no support thereto.
So if Steam pulls the game two days after my purchase, it's my problem not yours?
- The terms also apply to any Wilhelmsen Studios updates, supplements, Internet-based services, and support services for the Software
Does "for the Software" apply to all those items, or just the last one? (In this contrived example, if I hire you to do some consulting for me commercially - maybe "Internet-based services", am I deemed, in the absence of any other agreement, to accept these terms for that seperate relationship?)
- The provisions that by their nature continue and survive will survive any termination of this EULA agreement.
Again, very vague, and if a lawyer did this I'd tell them it's lazy drafting. I'm not sure if eulatemplate.com did you any favors here.
I was really excited to try your game but this EULA makes it a hard pass. This is far from the usual "Indie" approach typically seen here. Maybe you could explain why you need such unusual clauses, and why you can't achieve your required protections in a less user-hostile fashion.