My boss came by one Friday morning and informed me i'd be onsite working all weekend and told me to "ensure not work over 40hrs" this week. This is an impossibility, I had been working late all week and was already at 45 or 50hrs for the week, and I still had Friday/Saturday/Sunday to go.
So after the discussion, I sent him an email, casual, saying I've cancelled my flight back home for the weekend, confirming i'll be onsite all weekend and that I'd ensure to "only log 40hrs this week".
He came by my desk furious and said if I "ever pulled a stunt like that again there would be consequences"
So I re-plied to the original email, took him off, put on my personal gmail and just recounted the entire episode and sent the email again.