You may joke, but Stallman actually tried to convince them in 2017 to modify gcc to make one out of it
https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2017-04/msg00...
https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2017-04/msg00...
So not surprising gcc devs weren't especially interested in on it, since Lord Stallman can come in and decree it unethical on a whim out of misguided fears.