Perhaps we should be worried that such a clear (to me, at least) use of hyperbole can nonetheless be seen as potentially serious in this job market.
I guess I did need that /s. I thought I was being sufficiently over the top but I guess I wasn't. I hate multiple interviews. The best interviews I've had were a single 45 minute interview.
No, you were definitely sufficiently over the top. It's just hard to tell if you're poking fun at current hiring practices, or at current dating practices. Or maybe at both.