This is fundamentally _awful_ (fortunately still throwing NX for me). This is going to be confusing for end users, frustrating for IT admins, and will make phishing training that much more difficult.

Is the "ILOVEYOU.exe" a reference to the virus[0]?

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU

I'll wait for fuckyougooglefortheexetld.exe.