Turns out you can put on a fitted sheet while you’re on the bed really easily - just lift the head, bending the mattress and the corners in slightly, get the corners on, then off you hop and pull the corners onto the foot - takes 30 seconds at most, and there’s no walking around or lifting the entire mattress.
Just as an FYI, this is going away. At least IKEA stopped doing this. From what I heard, people complained thinking the holes were made in error. Stupidity wins again.
Also genuinely baffled about the article, but to be honest, not the first time that I hear someone hating the procedure and describing some problem that I don't understand.
Had a much shorter girlfriend at one point who simply said "that's not fair" when she saw me do it.
For fitting, standing up I'll just feed one corner of the doona into the cover and find a corner to pinch, then the same for the other side - then open wide, and shake it out.
It so easy, which is why I was also baffled to see an article about making this easier to do.
(It's a small thing and it doesn't matter at all, but the ex seemed to notice it.)
Ours is supremely irritating because the duvet gets folded over or bunched up inside the cover and shaking it does not fix this.
So I have to get bodily into the fucking cover and stick each corner in place. It's infuriating and I hate duvets for this reason.