Reminds me of a question in Facebook in it's early days:
Urgent PLS HELP I prepared food and it catched fire and now my kitchen is on fire. What to do? Pls help what should I do my kitchen is burning.
Yeah... Enjoy the show, I would say.
You can try to use Google for your question. It seems to be a legit use case for me.
Or, do I misinterpreting your question and you want to learn how to do a landing page for under 15 USD in under 1h?
Just take a free website designer that come along the hosting companies. Or, may be ask YouTube