Poor old UK bosses would have no clean beaches to fly to.
Around 2 billion metric tons of them.
By contrast, there are only about 60 million tons of human beings.
Handwaving any differences in metabolic rates, the ocean animals are outshitting us by a factor of roughly 30, or, to put it another way, if every human turd in the world went straight into the ocean it would only increase the amount of shit in the ocean by around 3%.
Of course, the overwhelming majority of human waste does not get dumped directly into the oceans, so it's far less than that.
They did not until environmental regulations forced them to, and they ignore those regulations every time they think they can get away with it.
And individuals are not much better.
For example nothing was done about the pollution of the river Thames until it got so bad it affected the business of parliament.
Oh, far, far longer than that. Everyone is ignoring the fact that fish and other sea creatures also shit in the ocean, and were doing so for billions of years before humans even existed.