YouTube UX: "We have this one weird cohort that's responding abnormally to all our UI A/B testing..."
Only until enough parrot owners find out about this, at which point parrots overtake the human population of Youtube and the metrics start catering to them.
> and the metrics start catering to them
"in order to access this functionality, you must first chew through the charging cable"
YouTube optimizing for toddlers and parrots makes a lot of sense, now that I think about it...
And that's to say nothing of the parrot ad click farms.
Just wait until the stochastic parrots discover YouTube…