I understand the joke you're trying to make but you clearly don't understand the relation between germans and privacy/tracking regulation to think this makes sense.
And I only picked Germany, because it's one of the few EU countries where stuff like that is rigorously enforced. In the rest of the EU, everything unrelated to the common market and/or getting money from the EU is at best haphazardly enforced.
If you want to, check out france.fr, a website maintained by an agency of the French tourism ministry. (After disabling the 3 dozens of annoyance blocking extensions everyone must use nowadays, of course.) What do you see?
A giant cookie overlay. Égoutter le marais!