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The odds that not commenting on some widely known thing will 'keep it a secret' are pretty low. It's been posted here for instance: https://visitbend.com/journal/stargazing-in-bend-oregon/

Plus there's that pesky bike shop that keeps telling everyone about it

If you can't think of name for your new business in Bend, some popular choices are

* High Desert

* Pine Mountain

* Cascade

Feels like home.