Thanks for the link.

> https://blog.dtornow.com/the-cap-theorem.-the-bad-the-bad-th...

Especially:

> The “Pick 2 out of 3” interpretation implies that network partitions are optional, something you can opt-in or opt-out of. However, network partitions are inevitable in a realistic system model. Therefore, the ability to tolerate partitions is a non-negotiable requirement, rather than an optional attribute.

> CAP requirements are absurd

Yes! Literally. One would roundly ridicule someone who claimed to have met (or exceeded) those requirements.