If your service is down, please say "my service is down".
If your service is down, please say "my service is down".
A user called in early Saturday evening, saying that the system was down. After a bit of debugging, wondering where our alerting had failed, I concluded that the system was perfectly fine, but the authentication service had been returning 500 errors for around an hour. When I called the user back he made a comment that rather changed how I think about monitoring and systems. He says: Well, from my point of view it really doesn't matter which part isn't working, it's just down.
This bug has been there since the first time I installed Spotify on a smartphone and it's still there a almost 15 years later.
I remember one time a company I worked at received a support message where the title was (paraphrased) "DONT HURT MY CHILDREN" from some person who saw an error message saying something about "couldn't dispose of child" or something similar, when the frontend broke. "Child/children" being kind of common in programming, I'm sure others faced similar scenarios.
I'm not sure if they were genuinely scared or just decided to have some fun with us while reporting the issue, but after that we made the error messages even more generic, so nothing could be misunderstood.
I guess it is this quest to not alienate the lowest common denominator that is the reason behind the stupidification of error messages. On one hand, people won't get scared, on the other hand, people get less context about why the error happened in the first place.
Wonder how many of the average users actually care?
>The Bomb icon is a symbol designed by Susan Kare that was displayed inside the System Error alert box when the "classic" Macintosh operating system (pre-Mac OS X) had a crash which the system decided was unrecoverable. It was similar to a dialog box in Windows 9x that said "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down." Since the classic Mac OS offered little memory protection, an application crash would often take down the entire system.
Unfortunately, the Mac's bomb dialog could cause naive users to jump up out of their seat and run away from the computer in terror, because they though it was going to explode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGX3J6DAGw
And Window's "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" error message was just as bad: it could cause naive users to fear they might get arrested for accidentally doing something illegal!
Got a weird email with the same code every time from facebookmail.com
I have gotten 4-6 "here's your facebook reset" type emails over the last month. All unrequested. I've always assumed they're casual attacks (mostly interested in seeing if my password can be stuffed into another, more valuable account)
It's particularly egregious with critical stuff like banking.
I was logged in when the outage happened on machine A and phone B - immediately tried to reset password, which took me into the hellish abyss many of us are experiencing now...
This evening - about 18hrs about the event, I fire up machine C - it logs STRAIGHT INTO Messenger. OK... This is something, too scared to open a browser in case that triggers the session disconnect...
So I fire up laptop D - STRAIGHT INTO MESSENGER... OK, open browser, STRAIGHT INTO FB. Log into Google password manager, VISUALLY CHECK password, and it is my last known good password (in use at time of outage).
Fire up iPad E - Straight into Messenger!!! All these machines are on the same network!
Back to Machine A - clear cookies and try to log in, no joy; different browser and try to log in, no joy; try to reset password on this different browser (I might add, I did get a new Change password Token number off this attempt), but no joy; clear cookies and restart, then attempt to log in, no joy!
WHAT THE F?!?!?!?
I initially thought it may have been a 24hr block due to password change attempts? But now not so sure... I've also tried logging in on via Machine A in a VM from a different O/S to see if it may have something to do with it - but again no joy - this environment had NOT been logged in to FB before...
Thoughts????
But on the flip side, I was able to create a back up profile in a different VM on this machine.....
Inexcusable to catch people in a reset loop during a login outage, and not confirm which password is the current one.
I just wanted to use their oauth login to buy a jonsbo n3 case from AliExpress. Sadge
This should be a fun postmortem.
I fear my initial attempts to 'reset my password' and getting that same security(at)facebookmail.com email with the SAME reset code, have not helped me - if only I'd been asleep, I probably could have slept through it.
At least Insty came back up - though to be honest I cant remember that password either and now terrified to try and recover or change that now too!
HN never fails us when a big website is down.
I was also almost ready to reset my password.