The most recent Intel CPU I can find is a Haswell-E with transistor data, at 2,600,000,000 transistors on a 356 mm2 area. [3]
I should be able to get an NES that fits on 22um x 22um in the modern era. Which, Wikipedia says is approximately the size of fog droplets, hair, or conveniently, the size of the original transistors in the Intel 4004.[4] I could breath NES CPUs and barely notice. Fog droplets.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System#...
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOS_Technology_6502#Technical_...
[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Intel_Core_i7_processo...
[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(length)
Optical disk rot is an overstated problem. Every medium has longevity issues. I often deal with 25 year old CDs and old DVDs and they are fine if they were stored properly.
for most other people it doesn't matter if they know because almost nobody uses SD cards for long term cold storage, and neither should they