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No problem! Alabama has a safe haven drop-off law, so just leave the embryos at any fire station -- in an appropriately chilled cooler, obviously.

Every sperm is sacred. This might be a good biz opp, emergency cyro vat formevery fire station.

Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground.

This is a Monty Python song from 1968, aimed at the Catholic church.

And depressingly still relevant 56 years later.