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"It's not a layoff, it's a re-evaluation of our staffing goals for Q2 2025."

> "I'm from employee success. I'm here to give you an important update about your future at Techaro."

"You have been deemed an employment failure."

"That's what it says. Employment... failure. Funny, we weren't even testing for that."

No no no. You are so successful that we need to promote you to being a customer!!!