I wonder if there is a gentlemanly version where they surround the building, call you on the phone to come out with your hands up. Do a quick check then fuck off.
I do understand why he was convicted:
> Viner threatened to swat Gaskill over the loss. Gaskill intentionally gave Viner the wrong address, a location in Wichita where he previously resided with his family, and where he said he would "be waiting". Gaskill's family had been evicted from the address in 2016
So there is probable cause to believe that he intended harm to come to the new residents of that address.
But how on earth does that lead to wire fraud?
No, he got convicted for wire fraud. Which is super weird.
Except it's not even hypothetical, the swatter did swat himself repeatedly.
Assume but confirm.