I remember getting an email from John in the early days of Autodesk.

At the time most developers had Sun workstations and he had gotten into all our systems and ran a password crack program looking for weak passwords. Our network wasn't attached to the outside world yet so most of us had weak passwords.

Mine password was a geologic time era something like "Devonian". His only comment was, "No, Jurassic!". The name of his machine? Jurassic Sparc.