Just to be fair: as also stated at the beginning of the post, CPUs are far more complex nowadays than they represent themselves to the outside.
They don't work like a von-Neumann machine, they act like one. Granted, we know a lot more about the inner workings of modern CPUs thn GPUs, but a lot of real-life work still assumes that the CPU works "as-if" it was a computer from the 70s, just really, really fast.