Forget porn, I'm just annoyed that I have to have an account and Internet access to make my lightbulbs do their thing. Access control and "security" have just become absurd. A car charger shouldn't have to authenticate/authorize me, nor a light switch, a television, a computer display (whether or not it's attached to my face), etc. etc. etc.
I'm going to become a luddite and carry wads of cash and wear a tinfoil hat.
This is my startup idea: less of this crap. The logo is going to be a rabid woodland creature wearing a tinfoil hat.