But I refuse to let them switch me, because their IPv6 offer does not include a v4 address, only CGNAT. Of course if everyone was on v6 that wouldn't matter, but until then I need the ability to forward ports to my server!
This isn't even technically in breach of the ToS; I have a business line, mostly for the customer support.
And thus I add to the problem, because now anyone who wants to connect to said server also needs a v4 option...