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Does that mean those companies are managed by vampires in their teenage years? I would expect adult vampires to be older than 120 years old!

Sounds like a good few of the directors were much old than that.

> One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

Everyone knows that billionaire vampires under 300 years old are trust fund vampires

This also proves that we are not the mirror universe.

I wanted to write this!