Is this a joke? Did you read about this case? Because that is basically what happened. Some people got parts of their things back.
https://ij.org/press-release/innocent-security-deposit-box-r...
Well it make sense when you understand that the FBI is not about seeking "justice", it is about enforcement and punishment.
The process is their goal, to make peoples lives miserable and to do "street justice" not to win in the court system and get a conviction
Further in this case, was also "Policing for Profit" which is what the entire civil asset forfeiture scheme is about.
This naive view that the FBI, or law enforcement in general, today is about "protecting the public" and "getting justice for victims" is laughably absurd