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I read it first as 29 year old M grasshopper has a nest egg, and I was like, fuck a damn grasshopper has beat me to FIRE.

He's a single parent looking for love.

Could also be single and depressed. Soon turning 30 and all he has is just a bunch of soon-to-be-kids. Poor fellow.

29 year old male grasshopper nest with eggs would certainly be something.