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That's because they drink a lot of water, and everybody knows water is good for you. :)))

Nah, it's the fish oil that does it.

Or maybe that physican of the Chinese emperor was right that mercury is the key to immortality?

Wait, is it? The FDA lied about masks, and bleach, and now mercury?

Do you know where I can get some?

The trick is you need to filter it through asbestos before you drink it.

Kindly consider taking these mediocre jokes back to reddit, all of you.