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* Non-genuine bread detected, please ensure you purchase AccuToast (TM) certified bread.
* Tampering detected, contact manufacturer.
backup systems!
> Wi-Fi unavailable, please check the network.
Ethernet and satellite connectivity!
> Your AccuToast (TM) subscription has expired. Please update your details on the web.
bread delivery service! (like hp ink)
> Non-genuine bread detected, please ensure you purchase AccuToast (TM) certified bread.
Right, you cant just laser the images onto anything.
> Tampering detected, contact manufacturer.
A flying toaster that returns to the mother-ship when poorly treated.
edit:
The true American toaster:
It slices a whole loaf of bread, deep fries it then sugar coats the slices in randomized blue white and red patterns with stars. It should be gold with a picture of Trump on the side.