-- Machine has to be connected to internet at all times for no functional reason whatsoever
-- Account has to be created for every employee to login to "cloud"
-- Software had "smart" in the name
-- Monthly subscription, the more accounts the higher the cost
-- Completely bugged and broken web interface at all times. Make sure the style and behavior of UX components is unlike anything else and broken.
-- Hosted through Azure with the most elaborate and complex infrastructure setup possible. At least 100 mb upload per served webpage and 1 GB of RAM useage at the client side.
-- Machine serves the website/API from the smallest possible microcontroller for no reason.
-- Webapp / client runs in Microsoft Edge only.
-- Tracking sent to ASML servers for "no reason"
-- Everybody at ASML working on the cloud software had to work on-site in Eindhoven for no reason whatsoever and was paid as little as possible by forming renumeration fixing cartels with other companies in the area.
I hope that I'm completely wrong.