Making a startup? Go and check how hard and crazy that is. Make a family? Similar convoluted process with ups and downs.
What I think is wrong is that people have a very "idealized" image of a scientist scribbling on a board and equation and getting some prize (or defeating the aliens). These images are good for kids but after high-school I think people should give it a thought and say "ok, things are not exactly how I imagined in life, lets try to understand more what I like and want". You know the same process that makes people realize there is no Santa Claus.
While the institution and national agencies measure impact in terms of number of "level 1/level 2" papers, colleagues don't care at all about this value. What's important is number of single-author papers, number of papers without their advisor, number of different small group collaborations, and most of all, having papers accepted in the top venues.
A person with 50 shit papers will not even be considered for the job.
edit: i'm from slovenia, univeristies here are "autonomous" (not a direct part of the government.. except for being government funded), and they decide all the internal rules themselves.
Peer review and the paper chase are the least bad solution that we’ve come up with to address this.