I think this joke is covered by the "existence is not a property" line of critique.
There are also relational properties, like being ten meters away from the Eiffel tower.
Some would call existence a second order property.
The Stanford encyclopedia of philosophy gives s good overview of the issues around existence. https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/existence/
> Existence does not exist. — Thomas Cajetan
* https://edwardfeser.blogspot.com/2014/01/does-existence-exis...
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