> No, seriously, I’m not comfortable telling the Internet my kids’ names. I’ll let them get doxxed the usual way - by the NYT, the first time they express a problematic opinion.

Heh too true

> The engines heroically tested hyperprior after hyperprior to compress the data into something predictable.

Heh, which hyperpriors do exist is still a matter of debate.

> Your mother worked for a company synthesizing genetically engineered tooth bacteria that prevent cavities

Ah that part is actually surprising!