(I’m being ironic of course)
And none of us talk this way, nor do most people who work in and like the language that I encounter.
There's always going to be a minority of people who talk this way about tech, doesn't make them representative.
Disclaimer: have not tried it myself. I was, however, considering using it to replace Mosquitto as a broker.
I do not like mosquitto for several reasons, but I never really looked for a replacement (though I wild be happy to find one, and I see that rumqtt is bundled with docker so this could be it)
I did manage to get mosquitto to run according to my liking in a docker container; I can share the steps if anyone is interested -- it was just a long writeup.
Now that mosquitto works and is load bearing for my Home Assistant, I haven't had enough interest in attempting to replace it.
* that is: with a password and without persistence
EDIT: The other one I tried was NATS-with-mqtt-compatibility, but I never got that working the way I expected either.