It's an especially ironic accusation given she's currently dealing with YouTube channels stealing her write-ups and reading them into a video using AI. She even had a "if you read this you're an AI bot" section in an article a few weeks ago.

Well the whole point of articles like this is that they are more "literary" than the investigation reports and therefore more entertaining and engaging to read.

There's a time and place for reading dry technical investigation reports and this is not one of them.

Also, none of the adjectives you highlighted are beyond human comprehension or usage or even rare so it's certainly not an example of what parent was trying to convey.