But we do! I'm one of those "the old web was better" people and really believe that if we combine the simplicity of the old web, modern browsers and a splash of modern reason (to ditch things like flash), and we have a sweet spot. Web in which lacking accessibility can be addressed by tooling like screen readers, reading mode, enforcing your own custom css, or full text in RSS.
> SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED.
Oh no!
> Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth
Funnily, in my country, these crazy people also make some words all caps. That's sort of a signature of detaching from reality.
In my country we call them "politicians".
I stopped reading after this