If customers think this is a feature and not a bug, then I have a very different understanding about what serverless/FaaS is meant to be used for. My division is pretty much only looking at edge networking scenarios. Can I redirect you to a CDN asset in Boston instead of going clear across the country to us-west-1? We would definitely NOT run Lamba out of us-west-1 for this work.
There are a number of common ways that people who don't understand concurrency think they can 'easily' or 'efficiently' solve a problem that provably do not work, and sometimes tragicomically so. This feels very similar and I worry that fly is Enabling people here.
Particularly in Elixir, where splitting off services is already partially handled for you.