Even if it is "instruct-tuned, post-RLHF," saying this process creates personas is still anthropomorphizing your computer program. I'm not saying it's output is meaningless.
The thing is, the phrase "Odds are ... median response across all possible chat personas" is nonsensical in so many ways. How are you going to define chat personas? Once you do this, how do you order them to take a median? Then, why is this something that will happen with some probability? This is not a quantifiable or testable thing that can happen. It doesn't have a semantic meaning. Maybe it has an emotional meaning like "I'm excited about GPT-4", and I would agree about that! :D