But they would still be _useful_ as a computational device. Calculus seems intimidating and hard at first glance, but it's often easier than working with the discrete problem. If you've ever taken a probability course you may have encountered this: the binomial distribution for a large number of trials can be approximate by a Gaussian (at least, if I'm not looking too far into its tails). At a more advanced level, quants model the price process of securities as stochastic differential equations. Of course, this is nonsense - prices are in discrete number of pennies, for instance. But the error of this approximation is tolerable to produce an analytic result (the Black-Scholes formula), just so long as one remembers it isn't an exact result.
If you want a more physical example, consider the fact that we treat fluids as continua, modelled by the Navier-Stokes equations. Of course they actually consist of discrete particles, but so long as our scales of interest are greater than the mean-free-path-length, a continuous approximation is far more practical for calculations than modelling a huge number of discrete particles.