What's the goal of your post, aside from being snarky?
A guy gave an interesting feature of rclone, actually.
I know you're (partly?) joking, but I'd gladly pay $20/mo for this kind of "cloud insurance policy" (on top of whatever trivial storage costs there are with each service).
I really wish a service like this existed.
Rclone + rsync.net? A bit more than $20/mo though.
Sure you are joking. But I do have onedrive with hetzner stroagebox and two local backup running at two different locations for this