Python: preinstalled. Node: downloadable binaries, edit .bashrc. Rust, Nim, Deno: bash one-liner to install, edit .bashrc. PHP: Nine pages of super complex installing instructions.
Yeah, great. Now I have two problems.
> downloadable binaries on Windows
I am on Linux.
> Official docker images on dockerhub
Yeah, great. Now I have two problems.
> Not sure where you saw those 9 pages
In the official documentation, https://www.php.net/manual/en/install.unix.php