>Don't try and have it both ways that no one can talk to you, but others must listen to you.

I never said that and, frankly, based on the way you're responding elsewhere, I don't believe anything that you're saying. If it bothers you so much that this person is complaining about the pizza, maybe point out that they didn't hear it because of their AirPods (although I'm pretty sure this didn't happen). I work with a multi-generational team and we've never had this problem so, to me, it seems like you're the entitled, insufferable one and people don't listen to you. Sometimes, that means they miss out on pizza. Most of the time, they're probably missing out on condescension, resentment, and whatever other insufferable things you have to say.