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Or consider developing one yourself.

In which language? ;)

First Reaction: In the [mumble] language, which has very simple syntax, to speed up bootstrapping.

Second Reaction: The second language to support is machine-code binary - so the reader can use the voice of Bender (from Futurama) praying in binary.

This kinda strikes me as obviously the "right answer", in the sense that if you could have a reader traverse the code and "translate" it into English, surely you could then go the opposite router. No need for "func parentheses a comma b close parentheses"

But rather

"function definition func, two parameters, a, b"

Sorta like a prettier for blind coding

[Just think logically!](https://xkcd.com/1112/)