Here's what I did years ago, and will never look back:

1. Get a usb extender and a fiber optic displayport extender.

2. Stick your computer in the garage, run the cables to whatever room and hook up your monitor and peripherals.

3. Enjoy as perfect silence and low heat generation as can be possibly be achieved. (Monitors generate heat and sometimes electrical noise, and mice and keyboards are what they are)

It’s a problem with laptops especially, where massive coolers aren’t a possibility (at least if you want the laptop to be more than just technically “portable”). Even worse, tiny whiny fans are the standard there which means anything with much power at all will have times where its fans are screaming. Really annoying.

Cooling these CPUs silently is not a problem if you have room for a decent cooler. Which you typically do on a desktop.

Buy good headphones - Audeze, HiFiMan, Meze :) Btw my cpu is watercooled - very silent, I can barely hear it.

If you don't know how to cool these processors silently, you're not their target audience.