They had a page that said "Don't refresh this page or you will lose your spot in line"

So you wait, after 6 30 second requests to the server, it times out and says "We were unable to find a ticket... please try again"

So I waited, instead of crazily just refreshing the page and disregarding what they said, hoping it was true and Google had implemented some sort of queueing system (call me crazy). My very first request to the page was at 7:00:22 AM.

So, obviously it wasn't actually a queuing system, especially because it was still getting {"status":"waiting"} responses for about a minute after all tickets were reported as sold out on the main page.