> (decaf) latte

I'm running on regular coffee, no milk.

> Oh wait I forgot about cheese

Try https://www.vegancheese.co/discover - 1800+ plant based cheeses, perhaps one or two would satisfy your taste buds? :)

> life without milk is udderly untenable

I've missed yoghurt the most. Fortunately coconut milk based yoghurts are quite palatable.

Sorry, I have to. Did you know that dairy is scary? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI