I complain about tesla a lot but this article simply reads like a complaint from someone that rented an unfamiliar vehicle.
An aside, the Volvo self driving was scary. Not ready for prime time. Surprising given their record for safety
Also, the start/stop (or w/e it's called whereby the engine turns off when you stop) was such a jerky experience and sometimes it would turn off before I even came to a complete stop.
The infotainment system was terribly slow and would take almost a minute after starting for it to become responsive. Typing into the nav was especially sluggish and unintuitive. One time the AC crashed (not the HVAC unit, the computer module) and I had to take it in for a software update to fix.
The luxury, look and feel, and comfort were fabulous! The drivetrain and tech were trash!
And take away "features" you have already.