Going to Android, however, meant my Apple Watch would not be terribly useful anymore, so I was left with the decision of "do I buy a Google watch, or do I just go back to one of my 'dumb watches'?"
I opted for the latter, and now I'm kind of glad I did. The watch I am wearing right now is a Casio from 2016 that still works fine, doesn't need to be recharged every day, and ironically I can get fixed by a whole bunch of places for a very cheap rate should it ever break.
Obviously it doesn't do as much as the Apple or Pixel watches do, but honestly I wasn't using most of the features in the Apple Watch anyway, and for telling time I actually think the Apple Watch kind of sucks.
Also, for those wondering, I really really hate the Pixel 7 Pro.
[1] Before anyone says anything, I have reported the phone stolen to both Apple and the NYC police, and they have all the relevant IMEI stuff so in theory it shouldn't be turning up in any kind of black market.