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indeed! I also don't dig my own well every time i wish to boil water for tea!

“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe”

-- Carl Sagan

rating: 2 stars

I substituted brown sugar for primordial quarks, and I used an air fryer instead of a big bang. apple pie came out mushy and bland.

You're supposed to just dig the well once.

Relying on past me is cheating. Current me needs to finish it all in one go.