OP suggests the built environment is insufficient. You baselessly assume OP must have a serious medical issue as, apparently, you can't imagine that the built environment is really the appropriate villain to finger in this case.
Before anyone jumps up to accuse me of nefarious intent and of being secretly on the side of "America's built environment could stand to be improved" I'll just openly admit that's exactly where I stand and save you a bit of furious typing.
Does not bode well for your future.
Do you also think doctors are a scam?
Also youre flame baiting which is a clear violation of HN policy. @dang
You probably need to take a class on improving your poor reasoning skills and as another poster said: seek mental health care.
Coffee almost always makes me "move my bowels" pretty fast. I solve this by making sure I never have coffee unless a restroom is available.
A corollary to this is that long flights are a nightmare to me. I mostly avoid having in-flight meals, if I can.
Although I would imagine New York City might be the same, never been there.
I think it's a very healthy effect to be honest.
It cleanses our digestive system.