This is the best line I've read all week: 'it took six months to persuade suspicious taqueria owners to switch to a salsa with lower magnetic permittivity'

(I know this is likely to be downvoted as being a joke comment but considering I don't believe the original site to be more than a funny joke I would expect upvotes for all funny comments)

I can't believe I've never heard about this. That's one of the coolest things I've ever heard of.

You do know that's fake, right?